I Am Gary Hampton.

Happy Cottage Times.
July 25, 2013, 2:56 pm
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Happy Cottage Times.

I’m Still Alive
September 13, 2012, 10:04 pm
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The only posts I’ve made here since Christmas have been Community related. Makes sense.

Anyway, I’ve completely neglected this, and while I’m certain nobody noticed I wanted to put something new here. So…hey! I’m still alive!


RIP Community (2009-2012)

Dan Harmon is no longer the show runner for Community, as he explains here: http://danharmon.tumblr.com/post/23339272200/hey-did-i-miss-anything

NBC/Sony, you’ve made a terrible mistake and I don’t think you realize why. Community is the child of Dan Harmon, raised with the help of a group of nanny’s who all do an incredible job bringing Harmon’s creation to life. Without Harmon, the child’s human elements become computers and wires. What I’m trying to say here by using this metaphor which has already fallen off the tracks and burst into flames, is that without Dan Harmon, Community is not the same show. As far as I’m concerned at this point, S03E22 ‘Introduction to Finality’ was a series finale, because it will be a very hard thing for me to consider season 4, a season without Harmon, to be canon.

I was asked on Facebook what I thought by a friend of mine and replied with this:

What do I think? I think NBC (or more specifically, Sony) fucked up. I think S03E22 can now be considered the series finale and season 4 shouldn’t be considered canon. I wonder if Chris McKenna or Megan Ganz will stick around, and if they’ll try to keep some sort of ‘WhatWouldDanHarmonDo’ mantra around.

I then posted my own status:

Sony, you did a terrible thing. You must not understand how much of Community IS Dan Harmon. I suppose S03E22 can now be considered the real series finale, as it’s going to be hard to think of season 4 as canon. Sony, you’ve made a lot of people Changry.

I just don’t get it. The man gives you the most creative, original, and exciting shows in recent years and you fire him without even having a conversation? You’ve alienated a massive, devoted fanbase. You might as well change the name of the show; calling it Community is insulting to the fans.

I think I’m going to go build a blanket fort to be sad in now…


Classic Winger Speech



Community’s season three finale was tonight, and it was incredible. Really well written, great performances by the cast, and a great wrap up to the season (with a sense that it was also written as a potential series finale). Though my favorite moments happened after Jeff’s speech, it was definitely the climax of the episode and was full of the type of insight we’ve come to expect from said speeches.

I figured I’d put my typing speed to good use, so below is a transcription of tonight’s speech. Well done, Community.

Your honour, I have no closing statement because I’m throwing the case.

No, no, it’s okay. It’s fine, don’t worry. My client, Shirley Bennet – my friend for three years, she told me that it was okay. She said what I want is more important. She’s right…right? I mean, guys like me, we’ll tell you there’s no right or wrong, there’s no real truths, and as long as we all believe that, guys like me can never lose because the truth is I’m lying when I say there is no truth. The truth is…the pathetically, stupidly, inconveniently obvious truth is…helping only ourselves is bad and helping each other is good.

Now, I just wanted to get out of here, pass biology and be a lawyer again instead of helping Shirley. That was bad. And my former colleague wanted so badly to keep his rich client that he just asked me to roll over in exchange for my old job. So I guess we all walked in here pretty bad. But now, Shirley’s gone good. Shirley’s helping me.

It’s that easy. You just stop thinking about what’s good for you and start thinking about what’s good for someone else.

Then you can change the whole game with one move.

Now, if you like this idea, you can make it true by doing something good for everyone here: throw this case out of court, it’s dumb. That is all.

NBC, please allow Community the six seasons and a movie it deserves.


Merry Christmas, everyone
December 25, 2011, 9:37 am
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Merry Christmas, everyone!

And thank you, Jess Stein, for drawing this card for me. I literally just said ‘draw me riding a Christmas tree through space!‘ and she created this wonderful piece of art.


Blink 182 Alphabet Theory

I’ve been a blink-182 fan ever since I saw the music video for Dammit on TV when I was 10 years old, but it wasn’t until the release of 2001’s Take Off Your Pants and Jacket that I started to notice something interesting about their album titles/album covers.

Their albums, in chronological order, are:

  1. Flyswatter
  2. Buddha
  3. Cheshire Cat
  4. Dude Ranch
  5. Enema of the State
  6. The Mark, Tom and Travis Show (Live Album)
  7. Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
  8. Self Titled
  9. Greatest Hits
  10. Neighbourhoods

Here’s where the pattern begins. Notice the alphabetical order of albums 2-5; B, C, D, E. That’s interesting enough, but the pattern seems to end there…until you examine their album covers.

I mean…the entire front cover is a large letter A. This one is easy.

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Documenting Donkey Kong
August 7, 2011, 1:46 pm
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Misheard lyrics. I can’t listen to that song without smiling at this part, so I finally decided to make this.

If you’re not fimiliar with Thrice, this is from their song So Strange I Remember You. Look it up, it’s a great song.